"I wish I'd spent my money on an air conditioner instead of that ugly painting...I mean, who's ever going to hear of this Jackson Pollock guy, anyway?"
"At least the car is air-conditioned. Oh wait, it isn't...maybe I'll drive to my beach house. Oh wait...I don't have one of those either! Hmmmm..."
"ahh..much cooler here at the beach house. Don't know who's house this is, but maybe if I look cute they won't mind me staying for a while!"
